Monday, October 27, 2008

Gun Business Blazing

In addition to looking to fortune cookies and Madame Blavatsky's Baboon for advice, terrified Americans are increasingly adding guns to their arsenal in a stand against the financial meltdown. While sales of consumer items across the board plummet, firearms sales are on the rise. Like the law & order mayhem of the Wild West, Americans apparently see the "peacemaker" as a weapon in stemming the tide of crime and civil unrest attending our worsening economy. Gun manufacturing shill the NRA points to the likelihood of an Obama presidency as the best inadvertent marketing campaign for gun sales since the Kennedy election. Here's to hoping the economy rebounds quickly.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here is a cool list of The 50 Best Guns Ever Made

Anonymous said...

Why would anyone need a gun just because Obama was elected? Obama will make everything perfect!

Oh, except for banning guns, redistributing wealth, and letting the UN run our country!

Anonymous said...

drugs don't kill people people kill people, sometimes with sticks and yes sometimes with guns.

 

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