Skirting The Issue

Look hating on Richard Kern is easy. He's a weirdo who wants to take naughty pictures of your gal. But you have to admit the guy has got some gig. Check out his new show at Feature, Inc. beginning tomorrow. The opening will be as New York as downtown New York events get. So follow your mom's advice, put on clean underwear and prance over. As for the rest of your panties, sell them on ebay. A gal's gotta make a living after all.

No word yet of Vans designing a Richard Kern limited edition mirrored slip on shoe, but I am all for it.