Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Scat Cratch Fever

Again with the toilets?
Whereas last time the Crack VICE Shit Jockey Investigative Team of MB & TM quickly determined that the culprit (Ben Dietz) had been subsisting for weeks on pickles and milk, this time there were clearly remnants of both prosciutto and melon. Again, with this clue alone the guilty party was immediately identified. Italiano perhaps?

And since this seems to be a recurring theme in offices round the world, our custodial E-Team agreed to make an instructional video. Email the link anonymously to the heavy hitters/eaters in your office to remind them to work in a vegetable now and again before gout sets in- or the bowl cracks.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

that guy on the wall behind bryce looks like billy

Ben Dietz said...

Dude I am in Portland. it was not me this time. I would admit it. Also, I don't eat prosciutto. Portland is lovely. The tits were kind of shitty at the Union Jacks last night, though. Coconoodles found the party.

big said...

could this possibly be anyone BUT eddie moretti?

 

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