Timothy was thrilled to be hooked up with this slinky minx. At one point he was heard to exclaim that “his Johnson was harder than Chinese arithmetic.” But sadly he later asked her “What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
Answer: A brunette with bad breath!” Oops!
It must be noted that Timothy used to be a brilliant writer for Vice but he pushed his key bump use all the way to the feeding tube bank and since he has never been quite the same around leaf blowers or blonde babes.
Could we please put the euphoria back in coke? For Timothy’s sake at least!