Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Foxy Chick Woos VICE Staffer Timothy

Timothy was thrilled to be hooked up with this slinky minx. At one point he was heard to exclaim that “his Johnson was harder than Chinese arithmetic.” But sadly he later asked her “What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

Answer: A brunette with bad breath!” Oops!

It must be noted that Timothy used to be a brilliant writer for Vice but he pushed his key bump use all the way to the feeding tube bank and since he has never been quite the same around leaf blowers or blonde babes.

Could we please put the euphoria back in coke? For Timothy’s sake at least!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Timothy would have to be retarded to have blown it with that fox.

blake said...

Is that Gavin? He looks like he has aged about 20 years in last 5. Could we please slow down the lifestyle?

 

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