Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Pickle Pluggin Poo?

This afternoon an email made the rounds of the Vice Office

>Could whoever clogged the toilet in the "quiet room" please resolve the
>fucking issue they created. Contrary to popular belief I am not the office's
>personal shit jockey.

>For future reference, if you have even the faintest impression that you
>might have dropped a plug, please take the necessary 5 seconds to verify.

The Crack Vice Shit Jockey Investigative Team of MB & TM quickly determined that the culprit had been subsisting for weeks on a thoroughly stomach churning diet of pickles and milk. With this clue alone the guilty party was immediately identified.

Contact Encyclopedia Brown for the Answer to this murky mystery!

3 comments:

Dirty Dietz said...

Dude, it was totally me. I'm the shit king.

Anonymous said...

itsBen!

helmut said...

pickles and milk? huh?

 

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