This afternoon an email made the rounds of the Vice Office
>Could whoever clogged the toilet in the "quiet room" please resolve the
>fucking issue they created. Contrary to popular belief I am not the office's
>personal shit jockey.
>For future reference, if you have even the faintest impression that you
>might have dropped a plug, please take the necessary 5 seconds to verify.
The Crack Vice Shit Jockey Investigative Team of MB & TM quickly determined that the culprit had been subsisting for weeks on a thoroughly stomach churning diet of pickles and milk. With this clue alone the guilty party was immediately identified.
Contact Encyclopedia Brown for the Answer to this murky mystery!
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3 comments:
Dude, it was totally me. I'm the shit king.
itsBen!
pickles and milk? huh?
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