Monday, November 14, 2005

The Office

The other day we were having some problems with the phone system in the office. We have this advanced IP phone action here at VICE that required the assistance of 3 Mormons and 2 days. Why Mormons? Beats me. Perhaps something about their special Mormon underwear grounding them in case of a stray electrical jolt. Or maybe they are just smarter. Regardless, try as they might they were unable to solve the problem. So there goes the smarter bit. It wasn't until John Martin engaged his finally tuned sense of sniff that we got to the bottom of this mystery. A quick perusal of of some recent security tapes yielded the following clue. Someone had accidently hung up a phone in a stray gentleman's underpants. Mystery solved though mysterious smells abound.

3 comments:

Birds said...

Thank god that wasn't a wireless phone or like those remote controlled sex toys you might have never gotten it back

Anonymous said...

I call there all the time and no one answers!

Anonymous said...

imagine what that person has to smell every time they talk into that phone (shudder)

 

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