Booze Crews?

Suroosh Alvi famed braintrust and guiding light of the VICE flagship has for many years refrained from partaking of alcoholic beverages so when this photo arrived in our cubicle we confronted him violently not because he had resumed drinking but because we were pissed he had refused to share his lusty tale. Gentlemen. WTF?

Alvi explained the situation to our intrepid rumor monger thusly, “There are only two things that could make me touch a beer and these two are them! I’m just crazy about the stuff.”