Thursday, December 01, 2005

Up, Up & Away

Sexy Aviva has carried the VICE retail freak-flag high for the past several seasons here on the island of Manhattan. Now with the final sailing of the retail flagship into that inky cold night, we bid Aviva adieu. Rumor has it she is planning to open a t-shirt shop next to the nudist colony her 58 year old boyfriend manages.

This flower of fashion always exhibited a strong zeal for a sale, a lust for the good life, and like any good Director of Retail/hip hopper, knew the difference between POP and OPP. That winning smile and charming conversation will surely be sorely missed here at VICE. Never one to name drop her famous friends or relatives, we all wish her and her nude fiancée the best of luck in their new home and retail operation. Let us remember Aviva Einhorn (nee Yael) as a woman always up for a drink, a laugh, a dirty joke, and above all, as a woman with a great faith in G-d.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

what a beautiful couple, their picture should be in the wedding section of the sunday new york times

Anonymous said...

Does that due actually have a dick? It kind of looks like one big ball.

jim stockbauer said...

isn't that the one who was kissing on me?

Bryce said...

Why is it never the hot chick who is nude?

derrick said...

i thought that was shawn phelan with airhose up his ass!

Pat said...

Just to guarantee their happiness together I got them an 800 count drum of viagra as a wedding present.

JAP said...

He's actually 56, and Yael is my middle name. Our first t-shirt will be a baby tee that says, "I fucked your boyfriend" available in both pink and blue.

 

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