Friday, January 20, 2006

While The Cats Away The Mules Will Play

Sometimes the dazzlers here at VICE have to travel and thus miss out on important family events like bat mitzvahs, birthdays, and even Valentine's Days. So it is with tremendous glee that us lowly interns, who rarely go anywhere but to the horrible Williamsburg post office, are invited to an uptown downtown party. Our wonderful friend is having a birthday party and all the boys are planning to make a big shirtless splash. Well except one!

10 comments:

duffy said...

a muling alluding to a potential muling of another nature later tonight! brilliantly self-referential!

mercy, this does not bode well for our pinheaded friend. rarely have i seen a sober woman, let alone one intoxicated with birthday wishes and glasses of fine chardoney, resist some texas charm. whats the over/under on the classman himself picking up the phone today?

Anonymous said...

is she single? i'll be there, babe!

Anonymous said...

i bet $5 he won't call.

Thobey said...

Tonight is the night.

murse said...

i am reading this from the west coast and the level of depraved treachery you all are exhibiting is unmatched save for post-Weimarian era Germany.

can we please get back to work??? arent we supposed to be launching IP soon?

Anonymous said...

I want in on the bet too-- $10 he won't call....

trace said...

This is one party I am not going to miss!

Anonymous said...

murse is going to be there, right? i haven't seen him in ages, but i can't imagine he'd miss his girlfriend's birthday. why, that's like missing valentine's day.

Anonymous said...

One party I'm not gonna tits...!

Linda said...

Watch out ladies! If an agent approaches you and says he is conducting a security sweep and asks you to show him your boobs, do not show him your boobs. This is a scam; he only wants to see your boobs. I wish someone had told me this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

 

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