Monday, January 23, 2006

Dadderall In The Headlights

Having kids is the most selfish thing in the world no matter what anyone sez, and yet also totally understandable. Everybody wants to dial in a kid that will elicit roars of approval from friends and teachers alike. Beautiful, brilliant children are the dream of every man, drunk or sober. The funny part is when wooden cigar store indian salesman like James Stockbauer start cranking out offspring, the kids are so much cuter and composed they make the father look like a nervous wreck on a failed business trip while she is as beautiful and perfect as a Russian doll.

7 comments:

Gina Gold said...

The second picture is really cute because she is starting to tip over!

fleetwood said...

He looks like he's afraid to touch her. Or even look at her for that matter!

Anonymous said...

he is fleetwood. he is my dear

Capt. Bringdown said...

I've heard raising childern is akin to "being on a ferris wheel that never stops". If thats true then this dude has cut his teeth when I was in still in diapers, I hope she'll get the guylashs.

murse said...

she's not falling over, she's trying to escape from her dad already!
like parenting?

damandaroots said...

Stockdaddy reproduced? Good Lord Almighty.

blizzard beast said...

can we please procreate?

 

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