Friday, January 27, 2006

Happy Hour

The VICE New York Office is one horny place. The goings on at the intern table itself are a bewildering swirl of intrigue and innuendo but it's the heavy hitters with drawers full mind altering and schlong-bending concoctions that is the craziest. A cursory glance in even the most unassuming player's desk yields sexual dynamite. So if you notice Trevor washing down a handful EXOTICA with Black Pearl Libido Enhancer you should probably step back about about 10 inches or so. Or be prepared to step up your game.

4 comments:

Gina Gold said...

Ive been formulating a sexual harassment log for weeks but it imploded with the 500th declaration of the word "boner".

snake said...

i find it amusing that gina was the first commenter on this post about trevor

captain jack sparrow said...

who stole my black pearl, arrgh

Anonymous said...

I think is was that Matt Shlichter kid. Yesterday I saw him chug a can and then he left in a hurry.

 

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