Thursday, January 12, 2006

BirdDoggin' The Man

A funny article on the World Wide Internet about the intrinsic pitfalls evident in comparing sports stars across the gulf of race and time went on to note that

Aging American white people have been waiting for another Larry Bird in the same way aging hippies have been waiting for another Bob Dylan, but nobody ever gets what he or she wants: Tom Gugliotta ended up being Beck; Keith Van Horn turned out to be Conor Oberst; Mike Dunleavy is probably Ryan Adams.


Hahaha. As long we are comparing assholes to oranges, I nominate VICE's John Martin as the new Bird. Quasi-racist, funny looking and from small town America. A match made in a heavenly KKK rally. Plus they both own restaurants that serve crappy reheated food. Like Eating? Don't eat here. There must be differences you say. Well, yes, John loves Earth Crisis while Larry enjoys cooping up animals and in Scotland “John Martin” is slang for a queer boy who licks tramp’s dingleberries in public toilets and Larry is rightfully a legend.

all apologies to Chuck

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

god, I double clicked on that photo, what a mistake. Like potmarks? potmarks here!

Anonymous said...

FYI BTW it's POCKmarks not potmarks

Gina Gold said...

Actually, John's pores are great!

Billy said...

the mule is back and comes out swinging!

john said...

hey billy, get off my nuts. are you gay for me or something?

Anonymous said...

that picture of John is a little creepy. Look at those killer gums!

Chris Black said...

Who doesnt love Earth Crisis ? Why the fuck do they have a VH1 Artists page ?

 

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