Saturday, December 06, 2008

Diamonds are a Cross Dressing Thief's Best Friend

A gang of hirsute men brandishing sawn-off shotguns while wearing women's wigs, make-up and long coats stormed the Harry Winston boutique in Paris robbing the place blind. Just like Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves did in their cross-dressing bank robber movie. Our real life pistol-whipping, stick-up artists knew most of the names of the 15 shop assistants plus the location of the Champs-Elysees shop's strong-box. The very same store was robbed last year so either these are brand loyal thieves or just maybe it's an inside job.

The stories are conflicting about which designer labels were favored by the drag queens. Regardless the clipping of the premiere diamond shop in the world dressed like you're on your way to work at Lucky Cheng's takes balls. Even if said balls have to be crammed in a penis sandwich and taped between your bum cheeks, $160 million is well worth the drag.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

dress up day is always made better with diamonds


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