Monday, April 10, 2006

Blackoutman Rides Again

On Saturday, VICE was invited to the home opener and unveiling of the New York Red Bulls soccer club. In addition to free limos from the Tribeca Grand, Red Bull threw a huge party outside of Giants' Stadium in the Meadowlands with unlimited booze, delectable canapes, ubiquitious live music and even a rain lounge -- complete with couches and foosball tables. The occassion was marred a bit by youthful indescretions, an influx of bad weather, and the aborted shirtless group photo shoot. But much of that was to be expected, as that's just the way VICE roars! That said, we had a ball, and the good people at Red Bull deserve a thank you. The Red Bulls' side, however, couldn't put their foot on the ball, and were unable to score in the match against the New England Revolution, and the game ended in a tie. And a tie, as everyone knows, is like kissing your sister. Like making out?

12 comments:

Pele said...

Is that Franz Beckenbauer? He has really put on some weight.

clockbauer said...

so eating your sister out is like winning?

Anonymous said...

ha ha! jizz martin has breasts

Pillsbury (R) said...

“The Pillsbury Doughboy" (TM) is a registered trademark of Pillsbury (R). You are hereby ordered to immediately cease-and-desist this violation of trademark law.

Laura said...

Come on he is cute!

Anonymous said...

WAFF.

Anonymous said...

read: John Martin is the poster boy of personal health. The man is a bastion of strength and a model of chiseled form. Beleive it.

john said...

fuck you guys and your body image issues. my girfriend is a fucking 10.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather see your girlfriend topless if that's the case.

Coop said...

I don't have a sister &, t4, don't understand the comparison. Is it like sucking your mother's dick?

chino said...

Are you, like, coop from the OC? As in Marissa Cooper? It was a postulation of an analogous relationship: If kissing your sister is like a tie, then is eating out your sister like winning? Don’t they teach you anything at Harbor High?

rob stewart said...

friends are the best duffy!

 

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