Wednesday, April 12, 2006

addVice Causes Toronto Office Uproar

Interns came to the rescue late Monday afternoon after a close call at the Queen and Dunn space. A mailout of EMI recording artists The Vines had rendered the VICE office virtually paperless and pure chaos ensued. Montreal was notified, resulting in an exchange of pointed fingers and brazen jaws. Tallies of total paper consumption were taken, and after a consultation of pie charts, bar graphs, and e=mc2's, intern Jon Shouten took the metaphorical bull by the horns and accepted in-house re-stocking responsibility. But in the future, all work related complaints should be generated in this direction. Personal lives have no bearing in this regard.

5 comments:

Eric Dane said...

addVice is the backbone of you guys' humor. without their corporate pratfalls you would be Fader

Alvin Toffler said...

What happened to the long foretold "paperless society?" VICE made it happen!

Anonymous said...

toronto? i thought VICE was from Montreal?

Nabokov said...

now that the little black book has been replaced by mobile phone entries, what need do we have for paper?

Anonymous said...

who cares?

 

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