Art School Sluts

Matt Schoen is a production intern here at VICE. He is from New Orleans and used to have dreadlocks, but now he sits in the front row with the rest of us interns and goes to art school at The Cooper Union, making him the envy of both artists and interns citywide. What does he do at VICE? He dreams up crackpot designs like this. What does he do at The Cooper Union? I have no idea but I am going to find out. Wanna go with me?