Tuesday, June 30, 2009

It Ain't Paranoia If Everyone's Out To Get You

According to The Death Of Macho, my time is up before it even began. The heavyweight journal Foreign Policy breaks the news that the era of male dominance is coming to an end. And before you shake this off as some cultural tale of extinction akin to the disappearance of the handle-bar moustaches from straight faces or gentlemen losing the willpower to dress in suits and ties for football games, think again. It's the end of men as the bosses of men. Holy Nancy Pelosi, Batman, please say it ain't so? Thanks to Yaweh's primordial conspiracy, dudes have been running the show since creation, and it's just my luck, that just as I'm about to get called up to The Show, the whole goddamn league flames out. These are the times that try men's souls.

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Ty said...

G-d bless my white/Jew mother (RIP) and black dad for having the forethought for positioning me for world dominance.

A master plan in the making for the half-breed takeover. Me, Tiger, Blognigger, Barack, Mya Rudolph, and Lenny Kravitz.

G-d bless America!

JD Rockafella said...

White guys had a pretty good run.

Anonymous said...

Men have suffered more than 80 percent of U.S. job losses following the collapse of the male-dominated housing and financial industries, and women are becoming better educated than men. Russia and South and East Asia will likely try to prop up macho culture to support their governments and economies, but North America and Western Europe will have to deal with the rise in unemployed, "[s]urly, lonely, and hard-drinking men" even after the recession.


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