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We would like a little backstory for this impressive and intriguing vignette. Let's examine the
evidence... small packet of what appears to be either crank or cocaine on the table... remnants of what appears to be a couple of just-snorted lines... pack of Marlboros... generic matches... mysterious male hand entering the scene... highball glass... very sparsely appointed room... giddy red-eyed grin on Agent Mule's mug... oh, and a seemingly hot,
heavily-tattooed naked girl posing submissively with Mr. Mule.
Agent Mule's t-shirt explains it all! Lord have mercy.
How could you forget the shirt saying "Rohypnol" from a band called Fuckemos. This is what Trace likes to call "entertaining."
Still would like to know how you managed to walk out of my house with that Fuckemo's shirt... oh yeah, it must be because I was passed out on the floor (by the way, I'm relatively certain that at the point this photo was taken only you and I still had pants on).
Here's some backstory for you--girl and boy go to party. Girl and boy drink beer and enjoy other libations. Party attendee yells shirts off. Girl complies. Boy does not. Party attendee yells pants off. Once again, girl complies. Then, another party attendee refers to girl as "seemingly" hot--at which point she promptly kicks his ass while managing to balance her beer in her right hand and marlboro red (that was lit by the aforementioned generic matches)in her potty-mouthed lips. After said ass-kicking, girl clad in nothing but panties and tattoos is so pleased with herself that she poses for above picture. (At least that's how it would have gone had el schwab been present)
another happy victim bat-gassed by agent mule!
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