Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Coasting Is Not A Crime

Fixed-gear track bikes are boring. Snobby faux jocks are the only people I know who ride these things around the City. What happened to relaxing bike rides where hot chicks willingly hopped up on the handlebars for kisses and coasting like in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid? Has the whole world gone to hell? Why else would you lock yourself into a fixed motion machine like a slave? Racing is one thing-- but shaving your legs and wearing a unitard should be saved for your time on the track if you must give in to the urge.

Like coasting? You bet your fat ass I do.

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erik said...

gears are for queers

Anonymous said...

Bikes Rule!

Craig said...

Ten years, one gear!

gregg said...

Track bikes are needed in a city where quick release means quick for thieves.

Anonymous said...

one gear for life? what a rut. variety is the spice of life!


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