Today is Scary Perry day. Windy City Heat the DVD has just been released and a million things are going on to celebrate it. They are: ONE- the Perry Project’s website is going live which includes one of the stupidest blogs ever written.
TWO- we’re putting a teaser of an hour long prank call where they convince Perry to tell a prominent producer that he missed the audition because he was raped. (Perry even goes on to claim he “squoze” too tight and the bottle he was sodomized with broke in his ass.)
THREE- Hear The Big Three (Don, Mole, and Perry) on Adam Corolla’s radio show. Johnny Knoxville appears as the new Scary Perry and allows Knoxville to smash his penis in a mousetrap (click the picture to see the video) to show who is more deserving of the lead in Windy City Heat: Number 2.FOUR- the guys at TV Carnage did a Perry thing where he substitutes Perry’s voice with The Thing from Fantastic Four because both Perry and The Thing think fedoras make you cool. Like movies?
FIVE- See The Big Three on Jimmy Kimmel Live here and here! If that's still not enough Perry for one day you must be Randy Callahan.
*Thanks to Dr. McInnes for this probing post!
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Perry is the biggest thing since Fat Albert.
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