Worst Week Ever?

The Dow Jones Industrial Average had its most volatile day ever Friday, oscillating more than 1,000 points before ending up 128 points down, capping the worst week in the Dow's 112-year history. The index lost 18.2 percent of its value between the opening bell Monday and closing bell Friday. Amid the panic, some very somber discussions are being held and all the papers lead with some kind of reaction to the bad news.

After the panic attack of reading about this subsided I turned to the sports page only be greeted by the nerve wracking proposition of todays Red River Shootout. The shootout is the greatest rivalry in sports and actually a college football game played the second weekend in October between Texas and Oklahoma. Texas is my team but ever since that maniac Bob Stoops' rolled into Norman I've been jumpier that a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Oklahoma has won 6 of the last 8 in part cuz Stoops is craftier than Mac Brown and now Oklahoma has Sam Bradford a magical Cherokee Indian at quarterback. Criminy!

They've been playing this game for over 100 years and because of the fanatical following of both schools and States, the game is played every year at a "neutral site" halfway between Austin and Norman. The roving bands of crazed supporters were too much for either little college town to handle so the game is held at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas, during the State Fair of Texas. The designated "home" team alternates from year to year, and ticket sales for the game are split 50–50 between the two schools, with the stadium divided along the 50 yard line. It's wild scene man cuz these people are crazed about beating each other and then there are carnival rides. This is not some Florida powder puff bullshit. The two programs have a combined 11 national championships since 1950 and this year a national title could again be on the line so expect total mayhem.

On the lighter my dad took me to the Texxas Jam in 1978 at the Cotton Bowl. And while perhaps not a highlight in the annals of responsible parenthood the video shot there of Aerosmith and the fairgrounds in '78 allows a brief respite from the worrys. Stop worrying, Texas Fight.

AND WE HAVE A WINNER

The Wisdom of Waiting for the Messiah

Lyndon Flakebower (not his real name) made us take down the internet classic My Best Fiend video cuz it was interfering with his ability to conduct business with Banana Republicans and oil industry zealots. Times are tough if you don't have a trunk full of krugerrands buried in the briar patch, so we understood. Pulling the greatest gold to ever hit the internet from YouTube was difficult and our addiction to Flakebowerian revelry sent us scrambling to pantries far and wide for leftovers, crumbs of the master to see us through this depression. A depression in every sense of the word.

The Royal Order of Flakebowerian Nonesuch is gonna have to lay low for a few fiscal quarters. At least until our Wall Streeter gone wild feels we're worthy of his return. So commit his words, his wisdom and his visage to memory. Remember him. Clicking on the pictures will yield hints at the breadth of the masters accumen but keep it on the down low. And remember boysssss, it's just business.

to live on in hearts...

Just kidding you can see the video here