Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Can You Dig It?

I've been dreaming all night about the crazed loons who'll be crashing Michael Jackson's Memorial at the Staples Center in a few hours. LA is already nuts and if you've never been to Downtown LA, spare yourself. It's like a cliched skid row/tent city that changes into a zombie town of homeless junkies when the sun goes down. Throw in say 250,000 Jackson worshippers, 50,000 crooks, plus at least 10,000 pornographers, all converging on the world's epicenter of grief at once, and you've got the makings of a helluva party. With only a 2000 cops to manage this, I am reminded of the classic film The Warriors, and not just for the multitude of nutty and impeccably dressed characters. But rather the moment, when Cyrus, the leader of the most powerful NYC gang, rallys the city's factions pointing out how they now outnumber the police. It's a heady moment for those in attendance, yet brief, as the infighting commences almost immediately. Odds are against this happening but kids do love to take inspiration from the silver screen and there's an opportunity here to make a very big splash mediawise.

At the same time, the City of Angels IS the thuggish burnt-out place, skewed note perfect by the music of NWA. Bullshit cops and gangstas are the first things that come to mind when I think of LA, besides the weird Christianity of In & Out Burger. The confluence of insanity will be mesmerizing. It's approaching the magnitude of a papal event though assuredly the only latin likely spoken will be by Latin Kings. Because Michael, The Warriors and NWA are all classic Americana, this get together should turn out to be the thing of legends. Can you dig it?


Ty said...

Hey, hey, hey there now! I was born in Los Angeles. The 213. That shit is home. Careful what you say, ese.

Just because LA is plagued with drive-bys, freeway shootings, riots, fires, landslides, and earthquakes doesn't make it a bad place.

OK, it kind of sucks and I'm grew up in ritzy Claremont. But all big cities suck. Take Houston. Er, NY. Er...DC, Atlanta, Detroit. Yes. Detroit! Hah! Detroit sucks so bad!

Whatever. I can't even defend LA anymore. Two NBA teams and no NFL team.

Got silicone?

Anonymous said...

In and Out Burger isn't a christian joint you idiot


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