Thursday, June 01, 2006

Construction Junction

Today I found myself for reasons too complicated to explain on a construction job site. And as usual there was radio playing some classic rock bullshit like, for example, the song "Rocky Mountain Way" by Joe Walsh. Just putrid shite. Well there were some Brooklyn hipsters there selling ads and there were some Canadian carpenters as well. At one point, "Hot Legs" by Rod Stewart came on and the ad reps started to giggle. They were sitting at their desking IM'ing god knows who and instantly the Canadians turned to them and said, "What's the matter? You guys don't like Rod Stewart?" And in turn, the hipster leader John Martin said, "Fuck no we don't like him. I heard they pumped a quart of cum out of his stomach one time!" Haha

Nice use of an old urban legend I thought to freak out the Canadian carpenters. Score one for ad selling hipsters. But I guess those guys had heard this all before and in response they told John Martin, "Yea, that's why we LIKE him. We were at that party!" That was just about the funniest moment of life today. God damn that was a good one. Canadian carpenters rule. And does anybody else notice the resemblance to LaWow?

6 comments:

Helen Keller said...

LaWow? If he looks anything like rod stewart I would love you to rub him in butter and gently prod his every inch.

Ian Maclagan said...

Rod Stewart isn't gay that is unfounded rumor started by Ronnie Wood who is

Cry McLoogle said...

an inch is all you'll probably get.

Gina Gold said...

Isn't that what they said about Lil' Kim?

Anonymous said...

whoever wrote this deserves a raise. gina, you're still fired.

liz said...

How much longer can this goddamn construction go on you ask me? Til it is done you sap and not a moment sooner.

 

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