New Year's Resolution

My New Year's Resolution for 2009 is to grow stones like Illinois Gov. Blagojevich. In pure shit-stirring defiance, he selected former state Attorney General Roland W. Burris to take the Senate seat of President-elect Barack Obama. Blago has the kind of balls I think most guys would be happy to have. Crazy dangling over sexed balls that may land him in prison but then again could get the man re-elected Governor. What a masterful political stroke to name a beyond approach african-american politician and dare anyone and everyone to challenge his selection. Daringly shrewd and fucking funny. Politics is the true stuff of pipe dreams.

Previously on the Mule - Blagojevich is Walking on Sunshine No More

Blagojevich is Walking on Sunshine No More

Idiots come in every stripe but it's unimaginable Rod Blagojevich didn't see any of this coming. If you're daring people to tape your conversations you might want to check the hubris and keep the extortionering on the down low. Funny how the longer you get away with shit the more you feel you'll never get caught and in turn you step up your game. (see OJ) And trying to sell the rights to the most famously empty seat in the history of the US Senate while calling the president-elect "a motherfucker" seems a pretty rich game. In Blogojevich's case, the perceived Teflon® must have given him Alzheimers. His bizarro actions actions are either those of a brazen and thuggish crook or the most demented highbinder in a generation. The aluminum has surely come to roost in the lobes of the Governor's brain so throw out the pans, Patti and everybody plead insanity.